Sunday, December 21, 2008

VIVAS

I think the best time for a professor to feel his/her supremacy is during the time before and during vivas. A whole herd of students just keep searching them for checking of files and pleading them to sign it. Who wont enjoy that? After all in the whole year only twice u come to know that yes "I AM THE LECUTRER OF THE COLLEGE". cos otherwise students with due respect bunk the lectures simultaneously. The scenes r comic. The teacher enters the room and behind his back all r leaving. By the time he looks back half of the class has disappeared as if some magic took place. Sometimes when teacher warns that he wud make sure they have problem in attendance, more students leave the class that nobody is above them

But the same students during vivas plead to the lecturers to sign their file and then MR.LECTURER feels yes i m the king of this college. The student talks to them with all due respect and yeah i m not joking. Its like these teachers hav given so much to us.

Now talking abt vivas, its another story altogether.The kind of answers we say make me laugh,forget the teachers. I cant belive how we all can say such innovative answers in such heat of time. Once when we were giving answers and felt that we hav made our teacher fool, she said " tum log kitni confidently gappe maarte ho." Ahh and we felt we made it. That used to happen initially bt nowadays they just butcher us. First they ask high level question that is not from book and then they just keep smiling to show how despite being on verge of completion of graduation we know nothing.

But thankfully i was done with my vivas for the last time in college yesterday. the humiliation is over. I cant believe i created a spectacular record of not running most of my programs in practicals. :P And last bt nt least i got reminded of one incident which i wud like to share. During practicals once, one of us got a program to run which required mouse(in pc) to be used. The guy told supervisor "sir there is no pc in this computer. i wont be able to run the program". The supervisor replied irritatingly "HAAN TOH BINA MOUSE KE RUN KAR DE YAAR( DO IT WITHOUT MOUSE IN THAT CASE)". Imagine somebody frm the department saying this. Bt thats how our education system is. wat else can one expect.

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