My letter to Indian Cricket Team

Now the situation has changed drastically. But still i m daring to put this letter here. The time was of 2007 when our team had lost very badly in world cup. I used to go at AMA for a course where we were given the topic on Indian cricket. So i had put all my anger by jotting down this letter but in a humorous way. I really enjoyed writing the letter. Hope u all would like it.

To,
The Great Indian Cricket Team,

Whats up? First of all i would like to congratulate you people for losing in WI. You people have done wonders there. To get thrown out of world cup within a week of commencement is not a small thing. And that too for a team like India!!!! Its one of your biggest achievements my tigers. We,Indians,never even dreamt that you people will create a record in such area too. Really speaking, after losing the bangladesh match, there was a hope that u people are going to do something unimaginable. And u did it. Indeed u r BLESSED.

Now lets forget about sports. Tell me where did u people travelled these ten days in West Indies(WI). You have to take care that due to cricket ur travelling plans shouldnt be affected. You r baazigars for us as by losing, u won ur opponents hearts. And we all know "haar ke jeetne wale ko baajigar kehte hain". Well said shah rukh.

As this assignment is complete, dont waste your time and start shooting immediately for your ads. Do take care that rest of the time is spent for creative work like rampwalk in fashion shows etc. U people are multitalented. Make use of that talent. And u hav one more talent of moving between places secretly. U people went with such celebration and grand publicity, but came back so suddenly that we even dont know when did u all came back.

Dont be afraid of the public. Make sure that the scapegoat has been decided and put the blame. It is good to see the way chappel and seniors are passing the buck on each other. Great yaar. Only thing that seems strange in this episode is that why kapil dev,who has nothing to do with your performance, is asking for apology on ur behalf. At the same time i want to congratulate BCCI too for taking the right stand by refusing to take any responsibility for ur defeat.

The only thing that i m sad about is that from now onwords our beloved Greg chappel wont coach you again. His resignation has come as a shock to me. Oh our luck!!!! After his departure, the Indian cricket would be so lonely. Without him, who would fight with the cricketers? Who would insult the media persons? Still i would say he tried his best. In a way he has completed his mission. At this fortunate moment i would like to congratulate him too for ruining career of players like Pathan, Harbhajan. We have lost our favourite villain after his resignation. And the thing that we will miss the most will be ur gestures(specially ur middle finger shown in kolkata).

Look, now that you people have been losing for years, do also win sometimes yaar. I want you to play against bermuda only for next two years. Chances of winning are high. But thats only for two years. I hope that we will reach the second round in next to next to ---- world cup.

Your obedient Indian supporter.

P.s. Please forward this letter to mr.chappel. Give the letter to his partner cum secretary Mr.Kiran More and he will make sure it reaches him.